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ChickenParm! November 17, 2009

 

The story you’re about to read is TRUE.

I was fixed up on a blind date by a friend of a friend.  She insisted I have dinner with her childhood friend who supposedly looks like Andre Agassi.  On paper, he was a catch…successful, sweet, funny, nice apartment in the West Village…you get the picture.

Setting up the date is often very telling.  Since I’m a food fanatic, I tend to judge harshly by the restaurant choices for first dates.   For example, if a guy asks me to meet him at a Cosi, it’s a very bad sign.  (I wish I listened to my gut on that one.  I’ll never get that hour and a half back.)

For this blind date, “Andre” wanted to go to Arturo’s.

Hmm…interesting…I like it.  Dark, old New York, classic Italian, free jazz.  Oh, and pizza!  Holy crap, I think I’m about to meet my future husband!

We meet.

“Andre Agassi” ended up looking like a miniature version of the real deal.  He was about half the size of me, tall and wide (and I’m not that wide).  He was socially awkward or just extremely nervous.  I felt like I was having dinner with a bald 12 year old.  Okay, let’s get this dinner over with.

The waitress arrives at our table before we open our menu, and Andre says abruptly, “I’ll have the ChickenParm.” Just like that.  “ChickenParm” blurted out as fast as possible as though one word.  I’m a little annoyed because I don’t know what I’m having yet.  “Is that what you always get when you come here?” I asked.

Here it comes…. brace yourself.

He says, “I’ve never had the ChickenParm here, but it’s the only thing I ever order.”

Um, excuse me?  What do you mean the only thing you ever order?

“That’s right,” he says, “I love ChickenParm, and I eat it every night.  I order it in restaurants, takeout, have it delivered, it’s even offered as a frozen meal in the supermarket, so I have a lot of options.”

A lot of options?  I’m completely baffled and speechless.  After further drilling, I learn that he only chooses restaurants that serve ChickenParm, and if he MUST go elsewhere, he’ll eat a steak.

I look for the hidden cameras, because this has to be a joke.  Were my friends hiding in the bathroom?

In the end, I spend the entire meal trying to understand his food choices (or lack thereof) while I endure my intense food envy…that ChickenParm looked damn good!   It was cheesy and greasy and sinful.  But here I am again.  Another blind date ends with a full stomach and a bizarre story to tell my foodie friends.

Arturo’s is a good first date place, but best to avoid Friday and Saturday nights, which are very crowded.  Also, go with a large group of friends and share a few coal oven pizzas.  Oh, and the ChickenParm looked good too.

Arturo’s
106 W. Houston Street
(corner of Thompson)

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6 Comments
Paul November 17th, 2009

Hi lauren,

I really like your blog!

Paul

Nancy Causey November 22nd, 2009

Hi Lauren,
I suppose I’m just as bad and Andre, because I NEVER eat chicken parm. Suppose I should try it and this looks like the place.

Loved the blog.

Nancy

ConnyD December 9th, 2009

Hello, i have a little offtopic question. I like the Layout of this site, can i get the template somewhere? Thank you in behind and best wishes from austria.

MGTremblay February 13th, 2010

So I almost peed in my pants reading this entry. I also ALMOST thought you were writing about my brother – he loves chicken parm…thanks to my mom who I must say makes one of the best. Thanks for making me laugh. Your personal touches in the reviews of some of New York City’s finest are great. Keep them coming!

Lauren February 26th, 2010

actually, wait a minute… I have to try to remember his real name. He did look a lot like your brother! ;-)

Heather February 10th, 2011

Love it Lauren! Great stories and I love the picture of brunch at Barndiva. Looks beautiful!

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